How Many Kids?​
Singers: Protesters, Coke Stevenson, Lady Bird Johnson, Robert F. Kennedy, Zephyr Wright

Outside the White House, protesters recount the terrible toll of the Vietnam War, as President Johnson watches from his office. The voices are joined by other figures from LBJ's life and career who found themselves trampled down by his lust for power, including the once-popular Governor of Texas, Coke Stevenson, who saw an election stolen from him by Johnson, RFK, who found himself marginalized by Johnson after his brother's death, and even Lady Bird Johnson, who reveals some of the pain caused by her husband's constant infidelity, hidden under that forgiving smile. The protest is narrated by Zephyr Wright, who was Johnson's maid for decades and who was responsible for helping him understand the importance of civil rights, according to his own testimony. Later she will implore us to celebrate his gifts to the nation, even as we recoil in horror at the loss of life and suffering he brought with the War.
LYRICS
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Protester 1:
Smoke is rising on the far side of the ocean
Turn eighteen, get on a plane and cross
We keep hearing victory’s in motion
It’s pretty clear that we’ve already lost
Protestor 2:
Will you pull the plug
Or can you only pull a trigger?
Time to pull the rug from under you
Your time is through.
Protestor 3:
There is not a drug
That can we take to help us figure
out the mess we’re in
And why you’ve been
So untrue
All:
Hey hey hey
LBJ
How many kids did you kill today?
You always had to win
Every game you play
There’s no price too high to pay.
Hey hey hey
LBJ
How many body bags today?
You really had to take this all the way
Was it worth it, can you say?
RFK: (spoken) The prosecution calls its second witness – LBS’s opponent in the 1948 Texas senate race, Mr. Coke Stevenson!
Coke Stevenson:
I was “Mr. Texas.”
It was my destiny
To take my place in the lone star senate seat
All: Coke Stevenson! Vote Coke Stevenson!
Coke:
Till you came and stole 10,000 votes from me
I guess good things must come to those who cheat.
RFK: We call Ms. Claudia “Lady Bird” Johnson…
Lady Bird:
And you bent the rules in our life too
You know my Lyndon.
And I looked the other way for home and country too.
People can be cruel, but who among us hasn’t sinned in
This world before?
And though you sinned more
I still loved you.
All:
Hey hey hey
LBJ
How many votes did you steal today?
Knowing that with every power play
Coke: Someone was pushed out of the way.
All:
Hey hey hey
LBJ
How many hearts did you break today?
Lady:
Knowing that no matter
how far you’d stray,
I would never fly away.
RFK:
Did you have to take the oath of office
While my brother was not yet in the ground?
The whole country mourning what we lost with you there in his bedroom
Already crowned
Maybe you completed what he started
But he said it
All before you ever had the guts to do a thing.
Though he fought the fight with all his heart,
YOU took the credit.
And always afraid of the changes I would bring
All:
Hey hey hey
LBJ
How many bills did you pass today?
More than anybody before you could say
And maybe no once since your day
But hey hey hey
LBJ
Did you throw your legacy away
On the day you sent our sons and brothers away?
So hey hey hey
LBJ
How Many Kids did you kill today?
You always had to win every game you played
Coke: But somehow
Lady Bird: Some way
Protester 2: Somehow
RFK: Some way
All: You’re gonna have to pay.