A Visit from RFK
Singers: RFK, LBJ
© 2024 Marc Dinkin and Kenny Shea Dinkin
RFK visits LBJ in the hospital but with his own agenda to convince Johnson to choose his brother JFK as his running mate in 1956 in exchange for funding from his father Joe Kennedy. Johnson refuses, painting JFK as a flighty rich kid without serious depth. A tense, rocky relationship between the two men is born.

HOSPITAL ROOM. 1955 THE NEXT DAY
LBJ is alone in the hospital room. He is finishing getting dressed,
ready to leave the hospital. RFK enters and the lights come up.
RFK
Hello, Senator Johnson? Robert Kennedy
LBJ
Oh dear God! I am dead
RFK
My father sent me in this auspicious hour
Make my brother Jack your VP when you take on Eisenhower
LBJ
Bobby, I won’t choose your brother Jack
He’s a lightweight, he’s a child, he’s a playboy and a hack.
RFK
Maybe. But you’ll need him if you’re gonna take the North
LBJ
With that pretty boy Boston bum - I’ll come in fourth
A running mate who’s always late, and with a health condition!
At least that’s what his doctor said - I mean his pediatrician
RFK
You’ll never win in ‘56. You’re just a Southern boy.
The country’s times are changing and you’re still Dick Russell’s toy
Adlai Stevenson will win but he just doesn’t have your grit
He’ll lose to Eisenhower and we’ll all be in the shit
You might just reconsider, take a minute to review
Or you’ll never make your daddy’s dreams come true
RFK exits. LBJ calls after him
LBJ
We’ll see, errand boy. I still got some tricks up my sleeve.





